Friday, October 28, 2005
Because this is just dying to be a full-fledged meme…
American Snapshot
According to the book, a majority of Americans:
• Eats peanut butter at least once a week
•Prefers smooth peanut butter over chunky• Can name all Three Stooges
• Lives within a 20-minute drive of a Wal-Mart
• Eats at McDonald’s at least once a year
• Takes a shower for approximately 10.4 minutes a day
• Never sings in the shower
• Lives in a house, not an apartment or condominium• Has fired a gun
• Has a home valued between $100,000 and $300,000
• Is between 5 feet and 6 feet tall
• Weighs 135 to 205 pounds
• Is between the ages of 18 and 53
• Believes gambling is an acceptable entertainment option
• Grew up within 50 miles of current home
Damn. That’s pretty average.
Of course, the weight thing will be right out the window in a couple of weeks at the rate this kid is growing, but let’s not think about that right now…
