Because this is just dying to be a full-fledged meme…

From Ith’s:

American Snapshot

According to the book, a majority of Americans:

• Eats peanut butter at least once a week
• Prefers smooth peanut butter over chunky
• Can name all Three Stooges
• Lives within a 20-minute drive of a Wal-Mart
• Eats at McDonald’s at least once a year
• Takes a shower for approximately 10.4 minutes a day
• Never sings in the shower
• Lives in a house, not an apartment or condominium
• Has a home valued between $100,000 and $300,000
• Has fired a gun
• Is between 5 feet and 6 feet tall
• Weighs 135 to 205 pounds
• Is between the ages of 18 and 53
• Believes gambling is an acceptable entertainment option
• Grew up within 50 miles of current home

Damn.  That’s pretty average.

Of course, the weight thing will be right out the window in a couple of weeks at the rate this kid is growing, but let’s not think about that right now…

1. You’re beautiful.  And you’re growing a beautiful baby.

   I say “screw the weight” and “I’ll deal with it later.” :o)

   xoxo

   Posted by Margi  on  10/29  at  02:56 PM

2. I can name more than three Stooges, and I would start by identifying Moses Horowitz.

   Posted by triticale  on  10/29  at  10:02 PM

3. Lesseee....

   -- I eat peanut butter maybe two or three times a month.  And it’s chunky (because my peanut-butter-five-times-a-week husband prefers it that way).

   -- Moe, Larry and Curly.

   -- Nope, I’m in Chicago and our nearest Wal-mart is in Wheeling (about an hour away)

   -- OK on the shower, though I do sing in it.

   -- OK on the MacDonalds (2-3x per year, tops)

   -- Owns a small house currently valued at 250K thanks to wildly inflated Chicago real estate prices

   -- Has fired a gun - yes! For the first time ever, just today! (A Shotgun 101 course, courtesy of the NRA)

   -- Between 5 and 6 feet tall:  5’5”

   -- Weight: let’s just say it falls between those two ranges.

   -- Am 53 years old exactly.

   -- Think gambling is stupid, and why don’t you just rip up your money and flush it down the toilet?

   -- Born in New York City, currently living in Chicago.

   Posted by  on  10/29  at  10:24 PM

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