Feeling Valued
Conversation with a doctor:
Q: “Would you be interested in setting this broken leg and putting in in a cast? I’d be willing to trade a massage or accupuncture.”
A: “Ha ha ha… Surely you jest.”
Conversation with a lawyer:
Q: “Would you be interested in filing a motion for me? I’d be willing to trade a massage or accupuncture.”
A: “Ho ho ho! Mind tricks don’t work on me.”
Conversation with a carpenter:
Q: “Would you be interested in finishing off this addition? I’d be willing to trade a massage or accupuncture.”
A: “*Snorfle* Massage this.”
Conversation with a computer guy:
Q: “Would you be interested in troubleshooting my DSL? I’d be willing to trade a massage or accupuncture.”
A: “Why is this the only one of these scenarios that is not fictional and that you would seriously pursue expecting a positive response?”
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