Lying Spammy Bastards
THIS IS GOING TO BE OUR FINAL EFFORT
We have sought to contact you on quite a few periods and this will be our last contact!Your present home loan certifies you for up to a 3.70% lower rate.
However, due to our previous attempts to contact you did not succeed, this will be our last attempt to close for you the lower rate.
Really? The last one? Cool!
Except… if it’s the last contact, why do I keep receiving copies of this? Sheesh.
We’ve been receiving what the cover warns may be our final copy of some of the classic mailorder catalogs since before we moved across state lines eight years ago. Those have to be physically disposed of rather than merely deleted.
Posted by triticale on 06/22 at 04:57 PM
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