OK, Val, listen up:
Kid, here’s the deal. Tomorrow we’ve got a rare confluence of conditions lauded by the old wives of legend for their effectiveness in convincing babies that it is time to greet the world. That is, we’ve got a full moon and a nor’easter on the same day.
That would be the universe giving you a big ol’ hint, kiddo.
And just think, then you could be teased every year about how you made us drive through a blizzard because you insisted on coming on the most inconvenient day of the winter. Somehow, I have the idea that you’d like that.
So feel free to join us out here, ‘k?
Love,
Mom
won’t you have to name her Laura if you have to hitch up the wagon and travel through a blizzard?
Posted by on 02/11 at 07:46 PMNoooo, kid! Stay in there where it’s nice and warm! Wait till Boskone next weekend! You automatically earn full Geek stripes if you’re born at a SciFi convention! Just try to avoid Triumph The Insult Comic Dog…
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