Quarter Million In Sight
As I start to write this, we are 3,381 hits away from a quarter million here at AV. Woohoo! At the rate we’ve been going, if there were strictly weekdays involved, we could expect that in about seven days or so. Given the slowness probable today and tomorrow, and assuming we don’t get a bonanza of “Erica Durance nude” or “Todd Gross fired” type of search hits, it’s likely to be an extra day or so. Maybe Monday the 5th or so; an auspicious day, when my father turns 39 for the umpteenth time.
That 250,000 doesn’t count the 131,000 and counting at my old blog, some of which came from sharing Site Meter with the original info pages for Carnival of the Capitalists. Which has its own now, almost 10,000 and counting. It also doesn’t count Deb’s old blog traffic.
Speaking of my old blog and searches, it is amazing the search traffic I get over there. Unless I start posting there again, which is never outside the realm of possibility, the traffic is all residual from unupdated links and searchs. One of my favorites is for naked vulvas, and other terms in combination with vulvas.
All on account of this post on shaving down there, and the confusion in terms between vulva and vagina, and lingual shifts.
I’ve probably never mentioned vulvas and vaginas here. Just celebrity (mostly) female names and words like nude, naked, without clothes, photos, fake, topless, and so forth. Otherwise instead of Erica Durance nude, naked, topless, house of the dead, and such, for all I know we’d get searches for Erica Durance’s vagina or vulva. Sorry, we’re not privy to those.
I sometimes fret that it’s not quality traffic, but Erica Durance has been a huge boon for traffic. Some of the other names have been as well. The only things that come close to celebrity names and associated keywords are technical items when I post about work problems or other geek stuff. Make a few of the right posts mentioning the right errors or technology, and you get a steady stream of traffic if you never post anything else. The celebrity names can depend on when shows air or who’s hot at a given time. For instance, West Wing has ended, so there should be far fewer people looking for Janel Moloney nude. But there will be some, and they add up. So I keep expanding my nude, naked, without clothes, undressed, dressed, fake photo, video, film, topless list and posting it periodically, even if it doesn’t attract as much traffic as ugly things like beheading videos: Kate Hudson, Emma Watson, Linda Park, Jolene Blalock, Alexis Bledel, Lauren Graham, Keiko Agena, Liza Weil, Amber Tamblyn, Becky Wahlstrom, Mary Steenburgen, Mageina Tovah, Constance Zimmer, Hilary Duff, Sprague Grayden, Lacey Chabert, Lindsay Lohan, Erica Durance, Allison Mack, Kristen Kreuk, Emma Taylor-Isherwood, Meg Ryan, Kathryn Morris, Jorja Fox, Emily Procter ("Proctor"), Moira Kelly, Mary McCormack, Janel Moloney, Melissa Fitzgerald, Lisa Edelstein, Elisabeth Moss (did you know migraines are real?), Teri Polo, Mary-Louise Parker, Annabeth Gish, Jennifer Finnigan, Haylie Duff, Lea Thompson, Amy Pietz, Melissa Theuriau, Hallee Hirsh, Lauren Storm, Kristy Wu, Jill Hennessy, Kathryn Hahn, Caroline Dhavernas, Katie Finneran, Diana Scarwid, Tracie Thoms, Jewel Staite, Gina Torres, Morena Baccarin, Summer Glau, Sarah Paulson, Helena Bonham Carter, Missi Pyle, Annasophia Robb, Julia Winter, Dakota Fanning, Maura Tierney, Parminder Nagra, Linda Cardellini, Veronica Mars, Kristen Bell, Kelly Rowan, Mischa Barton, Melinda Clarke, Rachel Bilson, Kellie Pickler, Kelly Pickler, Katharine “Katâ€? McPhee, Melissa McGhee, Lisa Tucker, Mandisa, Paris Bennett, Becky O’Donohue, Stevie Scott, Brenna Gathers, Heather Cox, Kinnik Sky, Ayla Brown, Nicole Vicius ("Vicious") (of Diet Coke fame, and I think also in the latest Old Navy commercials), Mandy Amano, Lisa Ryder, Lexa Doig, Laura Bertram, Brandy Ledford.
But I digress.
We go through each thousand so quickly these days that I don’t normally note even the five or ten thousand demarcations, nevermind in-betweens. But 250,000 is a big deal number. A quarter of a million. Nothing compared to some of our contemporaries like this guy and that guy, who tried harder to become traffic powerhouses whatever it took. Pretty cool nonetheless. We’ll be watching for the big moment.
You should be put in Durance vile for posting all that blatant googlebait.
Posted by triticale on 05/28 at 05:59 PMyou had a good thread going just blogging about
2 or 3 razor blade blades.
i thought about that when i went to target. i got a shick quattro because it was cheaper per blade than buying a 4 pack of 3 blade for my gillette.
the 5 blade gillette came with 1 blade so i
got the schick. it seems to work better than the 3 blade gilette with the battery.
anyway the expense is all in buying the replacement blades.Posted by on 05/28 at 06:17 PM
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