Remember, you are not a statistic.
Or even a generalization.
Everything I read before Sadie was born said that one of the side benefits of breastfeeding was that the baby weight would melt right off.
Heh. Heheheheh. Heheheheheheheheh. Bwahahahahaha! *collapses in hysterics*
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