The prettiest urine in town
Seriously. My OB described my urine as “beautiful” this morning. That’s sort of frightening, but in a good way. Appointment was absolutely perfect...measuring perfectly, weight gain good, blood pressure great, baby happy, OB happy, momma happy. Yay! OB says she’ll wait to see what the peri says at 35 weeks before we start talking induction at 39...may not be needed. Everything looks fantastic...now we’re just waiting for her to finish baking.
I do have to say, though, that baby’s newest trick is grumpy-making for me. She likes to shove her little bottom straight up into my lungs. I’ll be sitting here peaceably and suddenly feel like I can’t breathe. I’m starting to think that she loves the sound of my cussing. I can see what’ll happen when she refuses to sleep at night...the only thing that’ll soothe her will probably be the sound of me softly saying move, you sweet little bitch...mommy loves you but you really piss her off...fuck off, baby girl, I love you...
I’m suddenly sure that I got my vocabulary from my mother after all. 
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